I promised some intimate details of LST members’ lives. Well here they are:

Nathan Benjamin Geyer- A western Olympia native Nathan is a man not to be trifled with. His skill with a trombone once fatally wounded a passing triceratops when we decided to play a gig in the Cretaceous Period.

Andrew Chard- Hailing from Spokane, “Chard” is the newest member of the divine LST. He is by far the most effeminate. He is currently looking for a new love in his life so please contact him at LSTBooking@hotmail.com and I will make sure your letters get to him. He tells me that he is looking for a mature woman 35-55 to start a serious relationship.

Francesco Mario Bertucci- Franco, a.k.a. Papa Taxi, once toured Italy as the Pope’s official juggler/ acrobat. Because of his humanitarianism, Europe was able to unify to a single currency. It was originally to be called the “Franco” but someone realized that “euro” made more sense. Finally, in 2007 I let Franco change his middle name to “Mario.” I have been his mentor for many years.

Sam Stockard- This summer is “Medium” Sammy’s return to LST. We hope in a few months he will be Medium-Well.

Mario Antonio Pesacreta-Once, in a desperate bid for my own life I returned to Vulcan in order to save Kirk from transcending into a being of pure energy. I needed him to help me melt the ice caps in the center of 17th century Asia created by the Borg. Being half-panda, half-man had its benifits that day.

Thanks for tuning in. Everything here is one hundred percent true, especially what I said about Andrew Chard.

- Mario