Its a very rainy afternoon here in Centralia, and I thought I could finally get around to posting another blog. The last couple of shows have gone very well, even though Chard’s father was semi-molested by an inebriated fan. You’ll have to ask him about it when you see him at one of the shows. This fall we managed to write a new song, a flamenco-esque waltz, and a few more that are still incubating. We have greatly missed the triceratops-wounding hero Nathan Geyer. He is busy with grad school, teaching high school choir, and a string of unacceptable (to this panda) relationships. NO WOMAN IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR NATHAN! I suggested men, not me, but maybe someone like Chard.

A former member of LST is to be married…I cannot say which one, you’ll have to guess, but I won’t tell you even if you are right. It could be one of our 13 past drummers or 3 bassists. I’ll give you a great hint, he’s straight.

Are you desperate for a new LST album? Are you tired of us reissuing the same 14 songs for half a decade? Were you disappointed when you got “False Alarm” only to find out that you’ve listened to those songs for years? Want to do something about it? Email Franco and tell him he is running this band into the ground! Or even better, buy a ton of LST CD’s as Christmas presents so we can justify putting out an album of our all new material like All I Wanna Do, Graysters, Coffee, The Reggae song, Nate’s New Ballad, On the Road and more! The first person to order 20 CD’s gets a free autographed trombone. No Joke.

Hopefully I’ll post another blog soon about the special cookies one fan gave to Nathan, and how Sam finished them.

Peace,

Panda